1. movement glitch
2. jump over Alduin
3. enter Helgen Keep
4. qs/ql near Hadvar
5. bowl glitch
6. pick up bucket and coins from cage, proceed forward
7. click lever, jump on bridge
8. jump close to back of the cart, pick up coin purse
9. out of cave, go right, between north and objective marker, get to Riverwood
10. go through river in Riverwood, get to Whiterun's Pelagia Farm marker, guard warp
11. enter Dragonsreach, Farengar, sell all your shit
12. raise fists before talking to Balgruuf, (1, 2, tab) punch Balgruuf, guard warp
13. travel to Pelagia Farm, get Whiterun Stables marker, carrige to Solitude
14. turn south, get Katla's Farm marker, turn west, movement glitch, climb up, go north-east, follow the road
15. get to Thalmor Embassy, approach from left,qs , bucket glitch
16. movement glitch, get inside, to left, steal all shit from a chest, looking at the entrance go left, grab platter, leave
17. travel to Whiterun Stables, carrige to Riften
18. punch horse, guard wrap
19. movement glitch, jump over the railing, enter The Ratway
20. get past 2 npc's, go right, jump over bridge, pull lever, go left, enter The Ragged Flagoon
21. go across, enter The Ratway Vaults
22. jump down, go right enter The Ratway Warrens
23. go straight, right, right, upstairs, turn around
24. talk to the Door, (tab), talk to the Door, (2, tab), turn around, qs/ql
25. go left, drop down, sneak to chest, steal all shit from the chest, turn around, get back up, wait for Esbern
26. talk to Esbern as close as possible, (1, 1, 1, 2), bump Esbern, talk to Esbern, (tab)
27. go back the way you came in, go straight, walk through the "door", qs, platter glitch
28. enter The Ragged Flagoon, movement glitch, go across, enter The Ratway, enter Riften
29. run up to the boat, travel to Riverwood
30. go to the inn, grab a bucket, entern inn, wait, exit, wait, jump twice, wait for camera to steady, enter, wait for quest, exit, wait for quest
31. travel to Whiterun Stables, carrige to Markarth
32. turn around, walk east to the quest objective, when you're through the river, walk to the quest on the left
33. run through, loot the chest, grab a bucket, jump puzzle
34. get Sky Haven Temple marker, travel to Markarth Stables, travel to Sky Haven Temple
35. wait, talk to Esbern, (1, tab), bump Esbern, do the objective, cancel animation by jumping, loot the chest, get through the door behind the face that just opened
36. get to the first flat space on the stairs, stop sprinting , wait, talk to Esbern, (1, tab), bump Esbern 37. wait on top of the stairs, go left, pick up Dragonbane
38. walk to the middle of the dragon wall, wait, bump Esbern, talk to Esbern, (tab), qs/ql when Delphine talks, bump Esbern, talk to Esbern, (tab), bump Esbern
39. talk to Delphine, (2, 2, tab), walk out
40. travel to Markarth Stables, carrige to Winterhold
41. movement glitch, get behind the bridge, qs, jump to water, go straight north, enter Septimus Signus's Outpost
42. stealth, jump onto the cube, jump on the ground behind Septiums Signus, qs, steal Blank Lexicon from Septimus Signus, walk out
43. travel to Whiterun Stables, movement glitch, go north, when in the snow stick to the right and when there is a tower below, get to it
44. stealth, wall glitch, enter Tower of Mzark
45. go up, place the Blank Lexicon, press buttons (#3, #3, #3, #3, #2, #2, #1)[wait for animations to end], jump down, grab the bucket on the right, wait for the Elder Scroll, get the Elder Scroll
46. walk out, travel to Whiterun Stables, steal the horse, travel to Riverwood
47. go right, horse movement glitch, run up, follow the road up for a bit, climb the mountain, before the statue of Talos, climb the mountain, walk over the wall, drop on the roof, drop on the ground
48. dismount horse, enter High Hrothgar, talk to Arngeir, (1, 3, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, tab), when Arngeir stands bump Arngeir, wait, walk out after a moment
49. mount horse, learn the words, go right, climb the mountain, go to the left a bit, dismount horse, talk to Paarthurnax, (1, tab), get to the wall, qs/ql, qs/ql, when Paarthurnax casts fire, wait, learn the shout, qs/ql
50. walk to Paarthurnax, cast Fire Breath, talk to Paarthurnax, (1, 1, 1, 3, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, e until objective marker moves, tab), read the Elder Scroll
51. when screen fades favourite Dragonbane (Sword) and all the shouts and Berserker Rage, hotkey the favourites, Dragonrend Alduin as soon as white screen fades
52. activate Berserker Rage, equip Dragonbane, beat the shit out of Alduin, spam Dragonrend on Alduin, qs/ql the dialogue, run to Paarthurnax, talk to Paarthurnax, (2, tab)
53. travel to Dragonsreach, sprint to Balgruuf, wait, talk to Farengar, (1, 1, tab when objective starts), talk to Balgruuf, (1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, tab)
54. get outside, travel to High Hrothgar, go to the right of the stairs, bucket glitch, run to the snow "tower", jump, walk forward, sprint to the firelace, if Arngeir is not here, wait, talk to Arngeir, (1, 1, 1, 1, 1, tab)
55. travel to Katla's Farm, wait until the guard is near, guard glitch warp
56. enter Castle Dour, talk to Tullius, (tab), talk to Tullius, (2, tab when objective pops up), bump Tullius, talk to Tullius, (1, 1, 1, 3, 1, tab)
57. travel to Whiterun Stables, carrige to Windhelm, guard glitch warp
58. enter Palace of the Kings, talk to Ulfric, (tab), talk to Ulfric, (1, 1, 2, 1, tab), get out
59. travel to High Hrothgar, go to the right of the stairs, bucket glitch, run to the snow "tower", jump, walk forward, enter High Hrothgar, go to the left, go to the right, enter the table room
60. sit at the table, wait, qs/ql and (tab) the shit out of the dialogue, wait when characters move, DON'T qs/ql Tullius' "First, let's be clear..." and "I don't know about the end of the world...", when Tullius talks to you for the 3rd time, (1, tab), DON'T qs/ql Arngeir's "The Stormcloaks will withdraw..."
61. talk to Esbern, (1, 1, 1, 1, 1), travel to Dragonsreach, equip Call Dragon Shout, talk to Balgruuf, (1, 2, tab), qs/ql, shout, when objective pops up wait, enter Dragonsreach Back Porch, Dragonrend Odahviing, enter Dragonsreach, enter Dragonsreach Back Porch
62. talk to Odahviing, (1, 1, 2, 1, tab), pull the chain, walk to the balcony, look east, wait, turn around, wait, talk to Odahviing, (1, tab), travel to Dragonsreach
63. walk through the gate, YOLO bucket, walk up, movement glitch, enter Sovngarde
64. run north, talk to Tsun, (tab), bash Tsun, Fire Breath Tsun, bash Tsun twice, run over the bridge
65. movement glitch, walk inside, go forward until quest marker pops up, walk out, walk inside, walk out, walk inside, qs/ql, walk out, walk over the bridge to the heroes
66. cast Clear Skies at the fog, qs/ql the dialogues, cast Clear Skies, Dragonrend Alduin as soon as possible, activate Berserker Rage, beat the shit out of Alduin
67. Profit!